A year is coming to an end, and once again all the inevitable retrospectives and tributes to a patter down. And the Ig Nobel Prizes and Nobel Prizes are awarded , winner of the Word and the word of the year, but a critical assessment of much missed: the award for most outstanding disregard the logic of the year. And this gap will close this blog now and the first awards of the Hegel Prize for the disregard of logic ! to draw conclusions from senseless stupid premise is so commonplace that one no longer remember. Yes, entire professions, good living from it. All the more reason to appreciate the few bright spirits who shave not only long for the popular rules of logical inference, to differences between correlation and causality, or simply the meaning of terms, but proceed immediately creative and uninhibited to approve new insights . Not quite clear what is meant? Then end with the theory, we proceed immediately proceeds to the nominations for 2010, it becomes clear what is at stake!
And here they are! A panel of selected authors of this blog has unanimously appointed the following persons of outstanding nominations ausgewäht. Subsequent nomination are formless, justified request possible. The candidates, in chronological order:
The first nomination goes to a specialist for children vedient fuck out of the Catholic clergy. On kat.net of 5 March 2010, the cardinal was quoted:
"If celibacy would blame [of sexual abuse], then there should be no abuse in the family."
Exactly. Presumably, one must first overcome years of theological studies in order to find this inference plausible. If one has the Reasoning but once internalized, will light a lot further: If alcohol consumption would have to blame for traffic accidents, remaining sober people do not have accidents. Too bad that it just had to be the Protestant Käßmann that drove this reasoning to its ultimate conclusion!
Candidate B: Anton Stucki, Treuenbrietzen, Klärwerksbereiber
Mr. Stucki sonicated in its wastewater treatment plant bacteria, with music by Mozart, to encourage them to better water treatment. In an interview with the Süddeutsche Zeitung of 2 June 2010 he explains the logic behind this original action with the words:
"His [ie, Mozart's] music affects people of all ages and cultural backgrounds. So why not on microbes? Microbes but being as we are."
Exactly. At least as most of us. And people of all ages and cultural backgrounds clarifiers are disgusting. The question of why microbes still feel it probably is waiting, as the "Stucki paradox" on their answer by a competent treatment plant operator!
profound Not yet beautiful and so well deserved nomination.
Candidate C: Dirk Niebel, Berlin, Development Aid Minister
2010 was indeed a year of football, so there must also comment on the Soccer ago. And the Lord has provided Niebel, even though I'm not sure how serious it was meant. Although the FDP is indeed the fun party expert (tax cuts for hotel accommodation, Late Roman Dekandenz the Hartz IV ,...), but with politicians you never know ... In an interview from
with Leipziger Volkszeitung 16th June , after only one game of the German team at the World Cup, he founded the world title for Germany wiefolgt ". Germany will therefore champion, because Germany has only ever won the world championship if the FDP has been in a federal government"
with inductive logic in the colorful world of causality! The Fact that I had only ever have sex when the CDU or SPD presented the Chancellor, I should finally be included in my choices! Thank you, FDP! But there's a nomination on the launch pad C.
with inductive logic in the colorful world of causality! The Fact that I had only ever have sex when the CDU or SPD presented the Chancellor, I should finally be included in my choices! Thank you, FDP! But there's a nomination on the launch pad C.
And finally:
candidate D: Roland Duerden, Vienna, comedian
equal even a nomination goes to Austria! The question "Is there for you God?" he answered in courier of 21 October finished with. "Yes, of course, in the sense that one crosses out the word of God and for writing down the word of life: I really can not explain it, what is the life This is the big one. Mystery is why the scientists in Switzerland send particles in a circle. Here, the Indians have always been known everything "except times like this that the white coat to answer the question, what is life, instead of particles to send in a circle, simply should even ask for Winnetou -. I myself am also convinced that it God gives, if one "God" with "Wackeldackel replaced! And spinach tastes much better when he was replaced before serving with a steak! much plausible argument has to be rewarded with a nomination!
And now the reader asked, because this is quite a democratic basis to vote! Just in the header of the blog, who to be the first recipient of the Hegel Prize for the disregard of logic!
On 1 February will be declared the winner and in a ceremony on this blog is not informed of his success!
Happy!
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